Topic: I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!

[George]

I finally figured out why I am so "full-figured"!  As I was conditioning
my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle.
I am in shock!  The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire
body says "for extra volume and body"!  Seriously, why have I not noticed
this before?  Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap!  It
says right on the bottle, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to
remove".  It pays to read the warning labels my friends.