Do you have an opinion? Express it! => Funny Stuff! => Topic started by: George on June 24, 2011, 10:21:26 PM

Title: This is what your wife needs!
Post by: George on June 24, 2011, 10:21:26 PM
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,
Painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and
Unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up,
Walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed
Her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said..
'This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week.  Can you do this?'

'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays. . .. But on Fridays, I fish!'