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Offline thomasjustin

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why they drink ?
« on: September 10, 2010, 05:33:52 AM »
 A mother passing by her sons bedroom was astonished to see that
 his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she
 saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
 addressed to Mom. With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope
 with trembling hands and read the letter.

 Dear Mom:

 It is with great regret that I'm writing you. I had to elope
 with my girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
 and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
 nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings,
 tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
 older than I am. But she's not only the passion of my life Mom, she
 is pregnant.

 Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
 woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
 dream of having many more children.

 Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
 really hurt anyone. We will be growing it for ourselves and
 trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and
 ecstasy.

 In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS
 so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry, Mom. I'm 15
 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will
 be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

 Love,
 Your Son Jon

 P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
 just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
 the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

 I love you.......Call me when its safe to come home.
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