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The Mormon and the Irishman...
« on: March 04, 2009, 04:09:21 PM »
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, 'I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.'

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, 'Me too, I didn't know we had a choice.'

« Last Edit: March 06, 2009, 09:24:51 PM by George »
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