#10. Golfer, "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy, "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
#9. Golfer, "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy, "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."
#8. Golfer, "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy, "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
#7. Golfer, "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy, "Eventually."
#6. Golfer, "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy, "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
#5. Golfer, "Please stop checking your watch all the time,
it's too much of a distraction."
Caddy, "It's not a watch - it's a compass."
#4. Golfer, "How do you like my game?"
Caddy, "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."
#3. Golfer, "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy, "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."
#2. Golfer, "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy, "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."
And - the # 1 "Best Caddy Comment":
Golfer, "That can't be my ball, it's too old,"
Caddy, "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
