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Offline Mrs. SK

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« on: June 12, 2009, 01:57:00 PM »

  This  is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to  rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who  knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.   

A  woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip  to  Rome with her husband.  She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:   

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there?  You're crazy to go to Rome . It's crowed and dirty.  So, how are you getting there?   

"We're  taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"   

"Continental?"  exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are  old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So,  where are you staying in  Rome  ?" 

"We'll  be at this exclusive little place over on  Rome 's Tiber River called "Teste."   

"Don't  go any further. I know that place.  Everybody thinks its gonna be  something special and exclusive, but it's really a  dump." 

"We're  going to go to see the  Vatican  and maybe get to  see the Pope." 

"That's  rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to  see him.  He'll look the size of an ant.   Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need  it."   

A  month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked  her about her trip to  Rome  .     

"It  was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of  Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped  us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a  handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.   

And  the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodelling job,  and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were  overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no  extra charge!"

"Well,"  muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you  didn't get to see the Pope."   

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to  meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his  private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.   

Sure  enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook  my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to  me."   

"Oh,  really!  What'd he say ?"     

He  said: "Who f_cked up your hair?"