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The Economy is so bad that...
« on: March 09, 2010, 05:08:34 PM »
The economy is  so bad that:

I got a  pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a  burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford  fries with that?"

CEO's are now  playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told
them I was  suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

LMAO!


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